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chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “You’re too young to be in this much pain-Oh really?”]

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “You’re too young to be in this much pain-Oh really?”]

fullmetalexorcist:

pother:

jimbobos:

windmillzp:

woobattier:

chipperow:

so i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing

this is actually terrifying

its like some sort of terrible cult

baman rave

“What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”

“TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”

“Wait wha—-“

“YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”

Can you imagine what would happen if the boys had to scold their kids?
Harry: Now... erm... listen... so basically... you can't... erm... do that... so... like... you have to go in... basically... I'm putting you in timeout...
Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you will do as I say!
Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting dessert tonight!
Liam: Now listen here... You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over... What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket... No! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you!
Life of a sports fan
Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*
thefuuuucomics:

we’ve all done this before

thefuuuucomics:

we’ve all done this before

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.